* I'm envisioning a Rick Perry - Michele Bachmann ticket. That will allow them to base their view of America and our origins as a nation who fought off the oppressive government in the 16th century when Paul Revere rode to warn the British that they were coming on Elvis' Birthday, when he died, before the British submitted to their subjects but not in a bad way but out of respect.
* I was pleased to find out that 9% federal sales tax would be added to existing state sales taxes, for a 15-18% sales tax on anything new. I don't mind buying used, but I'd have to draw the line at "food." I suppose it's ok, since I wasn't planning to buy anything new anyway. Maybe for years, if this "overhaul" came to be. Which rhymes with "keelhaul."
* A report said teen drivers are most likely to crash in their first month of driving. I'm thinking pre-teens and gradeschoolers would probably be even more likely to crash, if they got behind the wheel. And ironically, those who've driven for 70 or more years are found to also be likely to crash. It's hard to find some middle ground on this.
* Hillary Clinton won't entertain thoughts to be a VP candidate. I wonder if Joe Biden talked to her. Besides looking pretty disinterested in public affairs and life, it would also mean she'd have to wash her hair and get it styled occasionally. I know, who am I to talk.. I have to wash my scalp in a bit.
* With the ongoing interest in cosmetic surgery, I wonder who the first celebrity will be to go for a face transplant.
* Hey, how about that Ashton Kucher? I think he saved 2 1/2 men, and it's as funny as ever. But somebody better mention to him he's just playing a part, and he shouldn't attempt to be Charile Harper in real life too, going by those moving van shots and liaison reports.
* Personally, liaison and entrepreneurial are two of the most ridiculous words to spell ever.
* Lindsay Lohan's teeth were shown to be a bit brown. Charlie Sheen's were seen to be a bit gone.
* Crowds of angry people with no particular agenda or focus are trying to take over Wall Street. I thought that was the system we already had in place.
Ace; I don't make the noose, I just twist the rope.