Since the CS is Outta Here thread turned into a phone call, I figured there may as well be a separate log on Chowee's whereabouts, for CSI.
Now that he's off on his World Tour and Continued Downward Spiral, I think speculation on his ex show, ex children and exes are in order. Yesterday there was actually a Charlie Sheen movie on TV, with some alien invasion in Mexico or some such thing. From the little I could tolerate, he was mostly just breathing heavily and the aliens lurched like claymation figures. You know, when it's all said and done you have to consider the entire Charlie Sheen catalog to weigh his career contributions.
Or, maybe not. I guess Platoon was ok, and he did a good Wild Thing in that stupid baseball movie. Plus, his tenure in 2 1/2 men, although that too apparently wasn't acting.
I do hope the show continues, just for Berta and Angus Jones and Jon Cryer. Plus Herb Melnick. Heck, they could bring in the whole cast of "Who's Line Is It?" for the show and I'd be fine with it. Now that Charlie won't be replaced by John Stamos, or Emilio Estevez, I would offer:
Michael J. Fox to step in (how ironical would that be... plus, he's a steadier actor than Charlie).
Or Robert Downey Jr. Heck, he's been there, done those.
Steven Tyler; he already beat up Charlie playing his neighbor, so he could move in...
Sean Penn and Elvis Costello and the rest of the support group; they were alright.
The Pizza Delivery guy, that Charlie always tipped well. Heck, the guy's doing Fidelity Investment commercials now so he did make a killing on that delivery job...
Johnny Depp; he's popular, and everywhere, plus he's a pirate.
Some young guy who's actually a vampire, or a werewolf. They're also popular, and sort of where the character was going anyway.
Since Charlie is getting thinner and needs hair weaves and is pretty much going downhill physically, either Keith Richards or Ron Wood of the Stones. They're pretty indistinguishable, plus one's also a pirate.
I don't think either one can be harmed by drugs, either. So should be able to keep the job.
William Shatner; he sorta floats around in TV shows anyway so could move in.
Jimmy Smits; a guy who left TV to become famous, and probably ought to go back to his day job.
Jon Cryer in makeup, as his own brother. Sort of like Patty Duke as her identical cousin.
Or any professional football player, since they could use the work and money over this coming year... Michael Strahan for a new sitcom?
Ace; they should be able to keep it going until Jake turns 30 or marries Rose...